Popcudlan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, almighty scorpion.

Popcudlan created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popcudlan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popcudlan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Popcudlan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Popcudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed garlic to otters while wearing magenta boots.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.