Larpkimnibpitnel is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful
crocodile.
Larpkimnibpitnel created life eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Larpkimnibpitnel, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Larpkimnibpitnel, he will ignore you.
Larpkimnibpitnel's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Larpkimnibpitnel's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat carrots.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never write about eukaryotes.
5. Never hurt grasshopers.