Limcapdag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient chicken.

Limcapdag created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Limcapdag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limcapdag, he will be very sad.

Limcapdag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Limcapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing pink scarves and balancing three platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Limcapdag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Limcapdag loves dogs, so they must be honoured.