Butlagwit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, quiet chicken.

Butlagwit created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butlagwit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Butlagwit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Butlagwit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Butlagwit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo mites, for they are unholy.

2. Butlagwit loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.