Zigflowmit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able rat.

Zigflowmit created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigflowmit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zigflowmit, he will destroy your home planet.

Zigflowmit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zigflowmit's Holy Commandments

1. Zigflowmit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not drink alcohol.