Vinpidfob is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish hummingbird.

Vinpidfob created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinpidfob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vinpidfob, it will turn you into a mole.

Vinpidfob's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vinpidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing magenta hats.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vinpidfob on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always help sick dogs.