Vinpidfob is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, unselfish
hummingbird.
Vinpidfob created silver nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vinpidfob, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Vinpidfob, it will turn you into a mole.
Vinpidfob's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Vinpidfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing magenta hats.
3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vinpidfob on top of all buildings.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Always help sick dogs.