Didraklen Dobtipnel is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, confident beaver.

Didraklen Dobtipnel created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didraklen Dobtipnel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didraklen Dobtipnel, he will turn you into a snail.

Didraklen Dobtipnel's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Didraklen Dobtipnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear blue ear rings.

4. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

5. Put Didraklen Dobtipnel first in all things.