Cumbanpinham is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent bee.

Cumbanpinham created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbanpinham, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cumbanpinham, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cumbanpinham's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cumbanpinham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing pink shorts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.