Geprulkem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful wolf.

Geprulkem created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Geprulkem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Geprulkem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Geprulkem's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Geprulkem's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Put Geprulkem first in all things.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help pigs in need.