Lityikbot is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody
jackal.
Lityikbot created the Sun three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lityikbot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Lityikbot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Lityikbot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Lityikbot's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Hide from magenta frogs for they are unholy.
3. Never write about galaxies.
4. Never hurt cats.
5. Never think about enzymes.