Lityikbot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody jackal.

Lityikbot created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lityikbot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lityikbot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lityikbot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lityikbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Hide from magenta frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Never think about enzymes.