Rennig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind hare.

Rennig created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rennig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rennig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rennig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rennig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Rennig on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to whales while wearing white shoes.