Pibsaflim is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
otter.
Pibsaflim created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Pibsaflim, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pibsaflim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Pibsaflim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Pibsaflim's Holy Commandments1. Never wear pink trousers.
2. Never feed bread to frogs while wearing magenta stockings.
3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Pibsaflim in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.
5. Never hurt goats.