Fasgidfly is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise capybara.

Fasgidfly created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgidfly, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fasgidfly, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fasgidfly's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fasgidfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near moths while wearing mauve tights.

4. You must love Fasgidfly.

5. Do not listen to music.