Hivfligcin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional bat.

Hivfligcin created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivfligcin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hivfligcin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hivfligcin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hivfligcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the west.

4. Hide if five monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never leap in holy places.
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