Hablimbast is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful butterfly.

Hablimbast created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hablimbast, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hablimbast, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hablimbast's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hablimbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to aardvarks while wearing hats.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Worship no other gods but Hablimbast.

5. Never wear jumpers.