Kipmutzig Babtenlenlenmet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody turtle.

Kipmutzig Babtenlenlenmet created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Kipmutzig Babtenlenlenmet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipmutzig Babtenlenlenmet, she will strike you with lightening.

Kipmutzig Babtenlenlenmet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kipmutzig Babtenlenlenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.