Cutliparp is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable gorilla.

Cutliparp created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutliparp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cutliparp, he will turn you into a worm.

Cutliparp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cutliparp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never leap in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.