Cutliparp is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable
gorilla.
Cutliparp created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cutliparp, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cutliparp, he will turn you into a worm.
Cutliparp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Cutliparp's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bread.
2. Goats are not to be trusted.
3. Never leap in the presence of grasshopers.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.