Tomtagpod is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent
dragon.
Tomtagpod created time and space three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tomtagpod, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tomtagpod, she will not care.
Tomtagpod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Tomtagpod's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
2. Never paint your face black.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomtagpod.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not covet oxen.