Ratnartten is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair
cobra.
Ratnartten created matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Ratnartten, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ratnartten, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Ratnartten's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Ratnartten's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.
2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
3. Never talk about nebulae.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.