Vadflatnab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent centipede.

Vadflatnab created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadflatnab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vadflatnab, he will remove you from existence.

Vadflatnab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vadflatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear fawn trousers.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.