Xuck is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage grasshopper.

Xuck created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuck, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xuck's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.