Sasnurllap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking fly.

Sasnurllap created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasnurllap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sasnurllap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sasnurllap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sasnurllap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed garlic to snails while wearing kilts.