Meg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart wasp.

Meg created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Meg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Meg, she will turn you into a rock.

Meg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Meg eight times a day.