Tapcipbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient naga.

Tapcipbin created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tapcipbin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tapcipbin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tapcipbin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tapcipbin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.