Cinzigdubmob Bonfatgab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, clever chicken.

Cinzigdubmob Bonfatgab created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinzigdubmob Bonfatgab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cinzigdubmob Bonfatgab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cinzigdubmob Bonfatgab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cinzigdubmob Bonfatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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