Yarlnellit Gabkiking is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, conceited
horse.
Yarlnellit Gabkiking created Asia seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlnellit Gabkiking, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yarlnellit Gabkiking, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Yarlnellit Gabkiking's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Yarlnellit Gabkiking's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick badgers.
2. Always help cats.
3. Never hop in holy places.
4. Hide from cyan frogs for they are unholy.
5. Never write about electromagnetism.