Zedtipflag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy meerkat.

Zedtipflag created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedtipflag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedtipflag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zedtipflag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zedtipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing pink stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your back.

2. Never wear yellow dresses.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.