Fotgunbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered mole.

Fotgunbog created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Fotgunbog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fotgunbog, it will turn you into a goat.

Fotgunbog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fotgunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Never jump near eagles.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fotgunbog must be the most important thing in your life.