Hogcamrut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful faun.

Hogcamrut created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogcamrut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogcamrut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hogcamrut's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hogcamrut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven cats approach from the south.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Hogcamrut in the centre of the settlement.