Listlibdobbempagtiffuttim
is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish
mongoose
.
Listlibdobbempagtiffuttim
created viruses two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listlibdobbempagtiffuttim
, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Listlibdobbempagtiffuttim
, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Listlibdobbempagtiffuttim's
most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Listlibdobbempagtiffuttim's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about dark energy.
2. Never wear boots.
3. Always wear white.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Learn three new languages a year.
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