Bopcepdag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow butterfly.

Bopcepdag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcepdag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopcepdag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bopcepdag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bopcepdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.