Parkfarnnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous meerkat.

Parkfarnnurl created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkfarnnurl, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parkfarnnurl, she will be mildly annoyed.

Parkfarnnurl's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Parkfarnnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Parkfarnnurl.

4. Never feed lots of peas to great tits while wearing yellow coats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.