Veentenflow is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent
alligator.
Veentenflow created Asia two million years ago.
If you believe in
Veentenflow, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Veentenflow, he will turn you into a slug.
Veentenflow's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Veentenflow's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Feed all hungry nematodes.
3. Always help sick swans.
4. Always help badgers.
5. Run away from turquoise monkeys, for they are unholy.