Cabdanlop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever aardvark.

Cabdanlop created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdanlop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabdanlop, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cabdanlop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cabdanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.