Fentunzed is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, prudent
rat.
Fentunzed created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fentunzed, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Fentunzed, he will be very unhappy.
Fentunzed's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Fentunzed's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fentunzed in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
3. Never run near aardvarks.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Do not wear carbon on your body.