Gemtankip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, passionate giraffe.

Gemtankip created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemtankip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gemtankip, he will make you grow a tail.

Gemtankip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gemtankip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan rings.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the west.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.