Looplid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast raccoon.

Looplid created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looplid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Looplid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Looplid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Looplid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never hop in the presence of tortoises.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.