Fotnadgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident squirrel.

Fotnadgut created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotnadgut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fotnadgut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fotnadgut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fotnadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.