Gemrawsin Sagzimbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing pig.

Gemrawsin Sagzimbig created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemrawsin Sagzimbig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemrawsin Sagzimbig, she will make you grow a tail.

Gemrawsin Sagzimbig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gemrawsin Sagzimbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gemrawsin Sagzimbig on top of all buildings.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always wear yellow.