Biggupken is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical wombat.

Biggupken created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggupken, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biggupken, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Biggupken's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Biggupken's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight whales approach from the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Biggupken.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to tortoises while wearing brown boots.