Wodhapcud is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage yak.

Wodhapcud created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhapcud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodhapcud, he will make you grow a tail.

Wodhapcud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wodhapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear turquoise stockings.
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