Hubgignar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty yak.

Hubgignar created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgignar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubgignar, he will turn you into a dog.

Hubgignar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hubgignar's Holy Commandments

1. Hubgignar loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Always obey Hubgignar's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing red jumpers.
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