Kinontfod is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy
beaver.
Kinontfod created silver two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kinontfod, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kinontfod, he will have a low opinion of you.
Kinontfod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Kinontfod's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing violet shoes and balancing three lead spheres on your head.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never feed lots of spinach to doves while wearing pink boots.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kinontfod.