Cubyattvad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless goose.

Cubyattvad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyattvad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubyattvad, she will come to you in dreams.

Cubyattvad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cubyattvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if six sheep approach from the south.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never skip near tortoises.
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