Bodhubdot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced unicorn.

Bodhubdot created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhubdot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodhubdot, she will turn you into a frog.

Bodhubdot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bodhubdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if six sharks approach from the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Hide if three frogs approach from the south.