Mabbegvogpit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful capybara.

Mabbegvogpit created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbegvogpit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mabbegvogpit, he will not care at all.

Mabbegvogpit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mabbegvogpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Do not stand on grass.