Pogbestquam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise centipede.

Pogbestquam created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbestquam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pogbestquam, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pogbestquam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pogbestquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at moons.