Wodpopjab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust wombat.

Wodpopjab created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpopjab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wodpopjab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wodpopjab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wodpopjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow rings.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.