Dadlinlop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Dadlinlop created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlinlop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadlinlop, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dadlinlop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dadlinlop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. You must love Dadlinlop.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.