Bosstithug is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful dragon.

Bosstithug created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstithug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bosstithug, it will come to you in dreams.

Bosstithug's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bosstithug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never chant near goats.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.