Mitbabhat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent scorpion.

Mitbabhat created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitbabhat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitbabhat, he will make you grow a tail.

Mitbabhat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mitbabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Mitbabhat on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear indigo.