Janhonbidrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical ant.

Janhonbidrul created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Janhonbidrul, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Janhonbidrul, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Janhonbidrul's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Janhonbidrul's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.